Monday, June 25, 2012

Sorry for the absence.

Hello again friends and lovers! I am SOOOOO glad to be back with you all!

You may have guessed why I have been gone so long but I'll tell you. Our attorney advised me to stay off of the social media sites and my blog for the duration but as of today I can play freely once more!

See, this scum-sucking moron that had to go and ruin My and Cloe's weekend turns out to be wanted on a couple of other charges that have something to do with drugs. (Go figure.) Any way his attorney called ours and asked if there was anyway something could be worked out. I guess he was involved in something even worse than what Cloe and I went through and they didn't want to have to suffer through two trials at the same time or some such bull crap.

So he plead guilty to everything and the DA got him 25 years as a guest of the state. The other matter will probably keep him contained for quite a bit longer! Look every one, the system actually works!!!

So, I'm BAAAAAAACK!!!!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Thank the gods for small vibrating toys!

I received a rather special gift while we were in the hospital from my lovely lover Kim, it is a small wireless vib toy from a company called Lelo. Kim thought it might come in handy given my limited mobility and as usual, she was right on the money about this!

I mean this little heaven maker is absolutely quiet unless it's turned up to max and I don't think I could I stand up if it were turned up to max if you take my meaning.

I had been using it right there in the hospital and the nurse came in to take my vitals and I was near to climaxing! Well you can imagine the look on her face when she took my pulse, she never said exactly but you could tell she wasn't ready for my pulse to be that "elevated". Naturally we had to tell her the cause of the anomaly and Kim turned it off then smooth as you please reached under my hospital nighty and withdrew our little purple friend. She wiped it clean and handed it to my nurse.

She was looking at it and asking questions when Kim turned it on in her hand and began to play with the settings. Natalie's eyes went wide and she got this conspiratorial smile on her face and she said "I have to have on of these!" When Kim told her where she had bought it she knew exactly where the store was and added that she had been there lots of times.

We ended up trading e-mail addresses and I have received an e-mail from her every day this week. Today she even went so far as to tell me she had gone out and purchased a toy just like mine and could not wait until arriving home to try it out! Apparently she got into her car after leaving the store, and slipped the egg into her apparently already wet pussy. She then proceeded to try and drive home. Well thankfully she wised up before having a thunderous orgasm while actually driving! She pulled into a shopping center parking lot to let things take their course. Twice!

After that initial experience she vowed never to use it again except when safely at home or with someone else  to supervise. Yes, this toy is THAT good! Beats my old silver egg all to hell! Tell your wife, your girlfriends, your sisters and you Mom! They ALL will want to have this miracle of modern technology!

(I looked at the manufacturer website and I couldn't find it there! Imagine! However, Eden Fantasys has a great page and a very thorough video review as well, check it out!)
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/bullet-egg-vibrators/insignia-lyla

And yes, she and I have already made arrangements for a "date" for when my shoulder isn't quite so painful anymore.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Ha Ha! The system works!

Well this morning in the wee small hours they grabbed the rotten little fuck responsible for spoiling our weekend and arraigned his ass for 2 counts each of Aggravated Assault & Battery, Attempted Aggravated Rape, Grand Larceny, Stalking and Fraud plus a couple of other lesser charges that I don't recall.

The very nice young policewoman who came by our hospital room this morning told us that if he is convicted on all charges and if he receives the maximum sentence for everything our darling little douche-bag could spend the next 40 years in prison! I hope that every day from this to the day he's finally released is a living hell for him. I hope he gets sent to a "pound-me-it-the-ass" prison and that he is raped over and over again.



I know, not very open hearted of me is it? Well I have to type with one handed for 5 weeks, he has ended any chance I might of had to win a jumping competition this season, he broke my sister's nose! I think I am allowed to NOT to be magnanimous this one time, don't you? Our attorney tells us that the shit-eater IS going to prison, the question really is, for how long? I can hardly wait until July 26th!

Sunday, June 10, 2012

ATTENTION, YOU FUCK WAD!!!

Yes, you know who you are and thanks to technology we know who YOU are too!

This post is just for you, but it is a cautionary post to those friends out there in the ether space that are actually worthy to call themselves human because YOU surely are not!

It was a nice time Saturday night wasn't it? We had a lot of fun at the Bottom of the Hill didn't we? Music was great, crowd was great, you were talking with two pretty girls who were definitely interested in you and your tool.

Do you remember all of those sloppy kisses you were giving out that were almost like the dog licking his ass? Do you remember licking my neck?! Do you remember touching that lovely silver necklace that Cloe was wearing? Do you remember Cloe's phone? Well we do.

SFPD took your fingerprints off of Cloe's necklace, they took a DNA scraping from my neck and cheek and they downloaded the one photograph of you from Cloe's phone, so despite the fact you took both of our purses, all of our money, all of my sister's credit cards and plane tickets and her brand new Nikon with all of those pics of us dancing we know just who you are.

We know that you have read my blog and that you knew we were coming to San Francisco, you knew what I look like, you knew my name and my sister's name, I may have even have chatted with you. (We don't know that yet, but we will find out.) The concierge at the hotel knows you called looking for us, did you call every hotel in the Bay Area before you found us? The door guy at The Bottom of the Hill remembers you leaving with us, described you perfectly to the nice officers from SFPD this morning and the bouncers and the girl at the titty bar you went to last night where you used my sister's credit card remember you perfectly too. (Never try to touch the pussy of an exotic dancer you stupid fucking moron!)

We have you dead to rights because you are a stupid gopher fucking idiot! I may only be a, what was it you called me, a "stupid fucking back woods cunt" that's it, I may only be a stupid fucking back woods cunt for getting trapped from my own on-line exploits, but what pray tell does that make you? You stole our things, you broke my sister's nose, you dislocated my left shoulder, you tore my panties and my sister's skirt and what did you get? A damn nice camera, $400 cash, 5 credit cards, 2 changes of women's underwear, my sister's tampon case, two purses, and some cosmetics. I hope you enjoyed it, I hope it was everything you hoped for.

You could have spent Saturday night being fucked and sucked until you couldn't see straight by two (modestly speaking) very pretty and horny women, instead you get to spend the next 15 years being butt fucked dry by the members of cell block C. Here they come to get you asshole, enjoy your upcoming vacation, I'll see you again real soon and I am going to wear my sexiest dress to court so you can see just what a stupid, brainless, goat fucking ass wipe you were on Saturday. Think about that every day for the next 15 years!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Joy Joy, Jump for Joy!!!

WOW!!! I just got a call from my sister Cloe, she's going to be in San Francisco tomorrow for a meeting and she's going to stay the weekend so we can go play!! (She's so important going to meetings and wearing dresses and all.) :)

She said she wants to go hunting so it will be a very very very fun time I am sure!

Kim said she'll drive me to and fro, (She's such a great chick!) and Cloe and Kim and I will get to spend 2 whole days together! Woo Hoo!!!

Just as an aside, I haven't seen my sister in almost a year so you can see why I'm so excited!

Any way she has a fancy camera and she has promised lots of pictures of the three of us for me to share with you all! Isn't that awesome?! Only a really great sister would promise to help support your dirty little habits! ;) I can hardly wait, come on, is it 3pm on Friday yet?!?!

Talk to you all on Monday and I'll share some of our pics too!

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Entreating...

I love that you all are reading my blog, it really makes me horny thinking that some of you are getting horny reading my diary. But I would love to hear from you as well, comment on my posts, ask me questions about my self, my sexuality, my life and maybe tell me about yours. After all, wouldn't it get you horny thinking that I am getting horny reading what you wrote? :)